Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster – Laser Engraved
Celebrate Boston Pride with Humor
The Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster captures the humor, slang, and spirit of Massachusetts in one functional piece of home décor. Engraved with the bold phrase “Wicked Pissah Massachusetts” along with a Boston anchor design framed by a rope border, this coaster is a fun way to show your city pride while keeping your surfaces safe.
Rustic Craftsmanship Meets Boston Attitude
Crafted from genuine slate, each coaster has its own natural texture and character. Precision laser engraving ensures crisp details that will never fade or peel. Felt pads on the back protect your furniture from scratches, making this coaster as practical as it is wicked funny.
Whether you’re a lifelong Bostonian, a proud New Englander, or a tourist who fell in love with the city, this coaster is a perfect keepsake. Add it to your coffee table, bar cart, or gift it to a friend who speaks fluent Boston slang.
Features
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Approx. 4" x 4" square coaster with natural slate edges
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Laser-engraved Boston anchor, rope border, and “Wicked Pissah Massachusetts” phrase
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Felt backing protects surfaces and prevents sliding
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Handmade in New Hampshire by a veteran-owned small business
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Durable, rustic, and ready for everyday use
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Great gift for locals, alumni, tourists, or anyone who loves Boston culture
Bring Home Boston Pride
Ready to add a wicked touch to your décor? The Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster is functional, funny, and full of character. Order yours today and let Boston’s attitude shine in your home or give it as the perfect gift for someone who loves the Bay State.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.34375 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 6 × 10 × 1 in |
The Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster transforms classic Massachusetts slang into a piece of art you can use every day. Engraved with a Boston anchor wrapped in a rope border, the design nods to the city’s rich maritime history while celebrating humor and local identity. The phrase “Wicked Pissah” is pure New England—it means excellent, impressive, or totally awesome, which perfectly sums up this coaster.
Unlike mass-produced souvenirs, this coaster is handmade and laser engraved into natural slate, ensuring that it lasts for years. The rustic stone combined with crisp engraving makes it a conversation starter whether you’re at home, in your bar, or giving it as a gift.
The Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster is a versatile gift for:
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Locals who want to show off Boston slang with pride
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Ex-Pats who miss the humor and spirit of Massachusetts
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Tourists looking for a meaningful Boston souvenir
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College Students & Alumni from Boston-area schools
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Housewarmings & Holidays where regional pride gifts shine
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Bars & Breweries that want authentic Boston-flavored merchandise
Pair it with Granite Boston Skyline Coasters or Patriotic Slate Coasters to create a complete New England-themed set.
Each coaster is handmade in New Hampshire, crafted by a veteran-owned small business dedicated to preserving New England craftsmanship. Slate is carefully selected for its natural strength and character before being laser engraved with precision. The result is a durable piece that combines rustic charm with cultural pride.
Because slate is a natural stone, every coaster is slightly unique in shape and grain pattern, making each one one-of-a-kind. Adding this coaster to your collection supports small business values, regional pride, and local artistry.
The Wicked Pissah Slate Coaster is a proven favorite for wholesale and bulk orders thanks to its humor, cultural significance, and universal appeal. Popular with:
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Gift Shops & Tourist Boutiques across Boston and Cape Cod
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Bars, Breweries, and Restaurants looking for local-flavor merchandise
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Craft Fairs & Holiday Markets where regional humor is a best-seller
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Alumni Associations & Fundraisers with Massachusetts ties
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Corporate Gifting with custom engraving options
We offer competitive bulk pricing, fast turnaround, and customization for retailers and organizations. Whether you’re stocking your store or planning an event, this coaster is a wicked good choice.
📩 Contact us today for wholesale pricing and customization options.
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Corporate Gifts – Customization available with logos or event details.
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Craft Fairs & Holiday Markets – A top seller during July 4th, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day seasons.
We offer bulk pricing, customization, and quick turnaround to serve retailers, organizations, and event planners.
📩 Contact us today to discuss wholesale pricing and custom engraving options.
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