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Naughty & Nice Ornaments – Handcrafted Holiday Gifts from FMB Laser Designs

Celebrate the season with a mix of laughter, nostalgia, and New England craftsmanship. Our engraved Christmas ornaments are made to make people smile — from naughty and funny designs to classic, personalized keepsakes.

Every piece is laser-engraved by hand in our veteran-owned New England workshop, crafted from real wood, slate, or acrylic for lasting quality. Whether you’re looking for a cheeky Secret Santa surprise or a custom ornament to mark life’s special moments, FMB Laser Designs has something for everyone on your list.

Jingle My Balls Funny Christmas ornament with naughty elf

🎅 OUR ORNAMENT COLLECTION

🎄 Funny & Naughty Ornaments

Add some humor to your holidays with our hilarious collection of funny and naughty Christmas ornaments.
Each one is handcrafted from premium wood and engraved with witty sayings that make every tree a little more entertaining.

Customer Favorites:

“Let’s Get Elfed Up” Funny Ornament
“Well Hung” Reindeer Ornament
“Let’s Get Baked” Gingerbread Ornament
“Frosty Pooping Snowflakes” Ornament
“It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer” Santa Ornament

Perfect for Yankee swaps, office parties, or that one friend who’s always on Santa’s naughty list.

🪵 State & Souvenir Ornaments

Show your New England pride with our engraved Massachusetts and New Hampshire ornaments — the perfect keepsakes for locals and visitors alike.

Massachusetts State Ornament – Celebrate the Bay State with laser-engraved detail.
New Hampshire State Ornament – Honor the Granite State with a handcrafted tribute.
Wholesale and bulk pricing available for shops, boutiques, and tourist centers.

Every ornament captures the charm and character that make New England unforgettable.

✨ Classic & Personalized Ornaments

For those who love timeless holiday décor, our custom ornaments make the perfect keepsake.
Add your family name, date, or personal message to create a lasting memory for years to come.

“Our First Christmas” and family designs
Customizable text, fonts, and icons
Laser-engraved for a crisp, permanent finish

WHY CUSTOMERS LOVE FMB LASER DESIGNS

✅ Veteran-Owned & Operated – Every product reflects precision, pride, and purpose.
✅ Handcrafted in New England – Locally made, never mass-produced.
✅ Made to Last – Durable, fade-resistant engraving on wood, slate, or acrylic.
✅ Customizable – Add humor, heart, or your own personal touch.
✅ Fast Shipping Nationwide – Quick turnaround, beautifully packaged.

🎁 PERFECT FOR:

Christmas gift exchanges & Yankee swaps
Funny holiday décor for home or office
New England souvenir shops & boutiques
Wedding, housewarming, and milestone keepsakes
Wholesale and retail orders for stores across the U.S.

OUR COMMITMENT TO QUALITY & SERVICE

Simplicity
We make gifting simple — from customization to checkout, every step is effortless and secure.

Security
We protect your privacy and your purchase with careful handling, encrypted payments, and reliable shipping.

Custom Service
Your order matters — whether it’s one ornament or one hundred. Need something special? We’ll make it happen.

FAQ's – Boston Wholesale Gifts & Souvenirs

What makes FMB Laser Designs’ naughty Christmas ornaments different from others?

Our naughty Christmas ornaments stand out because they’re not just funny — they’re crafted with care. Each ornament is laser-engraved by hand in our veteran-owned New England workshop, ensuring precise detail, smooth finishes, and durable materials. Unlike printed or plastic ornaments, our wood, slate, and acrylic designs are built to last for years, making them both hilarious and high-quality keepsakes.

Whether you choose cheeky sayings like “Let’s Get Elfed Up” or “Well Hung,” or prefer something subtle and witty, every ornament delivers a laugh while maintaining a handcrafted, artisan look that fits beautifully on any Christmas tree.

Are these naughty ornaments appropriate as gifts?

Yes — our funny and naughty Christmas ornaments are perfect for gift exchanges, Secret Santa parties, Yankee swaps, or white elephant games. They’re designed to be playful, not offensive — bringing humor and personality to the holidays without crossing the line.

We offer styles ranging from lightly flirty to bold and hilarious, so you can find the right match for any recipient — whether it’s a coworker, best friend, or your favorite troublemaker. And because they’re handmade in New England, they feel thoughtful and one-of-a-kind, not cheap or mass-produced.

Can I personalize or customize my naughty Christmas ornaments?

Absolutely! Every ornament at FMB Laser Designs can be personalized with names, dates, inside jokes, or short messages to make it truly unique. You can even combine humor and sentiment — for example, adding a couple’s name to a flirty design or engraving a custom phrase for your office holiday party.

Custom requests are engraved directly into the material (not printed or vinyl), ensuring the design never peels or fades. If you’re ordering in bulk for an event, shop, or company party, we also offer custom logo engraving and wholesale pricing.

Do you offer bulk or wholesale options for stores and events?

Yes — we specialize in wholesale and bulk orders for gift shops, boutiques, breweries, and event planners across the U.S. Whether you need funny Christmas ornaments for retail or branded ornaments for your business, we offer tiered discounts and fast turnaround times.

All of our products are handmade in New England and shipped directly from our workshop. To learn more, visit our Bulk Pricing page or Contact Us for a custom quote.

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Let’s Get Started

Christmas doesn’t have to be all sugar and spice — sometimes a little naughty makes it nice. At FMB Laser Designs, we handcraft a full line of naughty Christmas ornaments that bring humor, personality, and originality to your holiday season.

Each ornament is laser-engraved by hand in our veteran-owned New England workshop, combining craftsmanship, wit, and holiday cheer in one unforgettable keepsake. From funny Santa sayings to cheeky gingerbread designs, our ornaments are the perfect blend of classy and comical.

Your customers deserve more than mass-produced plastic décor. They want funny Christmas gifts that feel personal, look beautiful, and make people laugh. That’s why our ornaments are built to last — crafted from wood, slate, or acrylic and designed to spread joy year after year.

Bring the laughter home this season with FMB Laser Designs — where handmade meets hilarious.